ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
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Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
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Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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