I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
either way he was missing a nipple.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
Well, I'm off to go seduce a gay man. In 10 years when I'm 300 pounds, sitting in a mumu surrounded by my 500 cats, remind me of this text. That way I can be like "ohhh THERE'S where I went wrong!!"
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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