So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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