3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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