I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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