I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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