windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
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