Sponge bath it is.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
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Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
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She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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