i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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