I hate all girls vehemently.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
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is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
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Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
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