i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
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Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
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I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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