I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Randomize
