Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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