How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
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