So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
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How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
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WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
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