So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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