There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
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