okay pat passed out under dana's car
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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