When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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