I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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