Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
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im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
party gras won. party gras always wins.
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
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HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
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