I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
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