It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Is her dick bigger than yours?
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Is Oprah even human
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
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