You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
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I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
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Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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