once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
after you took your Demerol you started flying around and talking like the robot ship on the movie Stealth. then you licked my iPhone and declared the mission a success.
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I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
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Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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