guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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