She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Randomize
