I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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