the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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