I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
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Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
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Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
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