covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
I will pee on everything he values.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
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