i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
