Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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