he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
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