party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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