You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
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