Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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