i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
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Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
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Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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