that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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