They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
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finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
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He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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