Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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