sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Randomize
