I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
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ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
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Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
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