Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
We left an ass print on the piano.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
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