Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
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I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
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apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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