Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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