Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
We need to feng shui this bitch.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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