But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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