she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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