What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
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If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
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Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
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