even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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