we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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