Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
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It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
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Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
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